|ULTIMA II Transcript|
|This transcript was taken from notes made during the reign of Minax the Enchantress. Due to disruptions in the timestream, some details of the population changed when Origin remade Ultima II around 1985.|
|CITIES AND CASTLES|
The she creature begs: Take me I'm yours!
Homer the salesman asks: Ya want some life insurance?
David Alpert whimpers: I've done a bad thing
Minax cries: A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero only one. Either way, you lose!!!
BARADINS TOWN, PANGAEA
An astronaut claims: There is a Planet 'X'!
An astronaut claims: Father Antos lives on 'X'
The druid: Anol Nathrac Uth Des Bessod Dien Doch Dientes!
The Phylosopher theorizes: She's got to be at 9-9-9!
LE JESTER, 1423 BC
Grendel the bum says: Masters of riddle are masters indeed!
Andy Greenberg complains: What? No software?!?
Robert Woodhead exclaims: Copy protect! Copy protect!
The chaste nubile nymph asks: Visit the Hotel California!
TOWNE LINDA, 1423 BC
Ithilian the Wench calls: Make me an offer sailor!
John Mayer orders: Take out the trash!!!
Gerry Mayer proclaims: We know small computers!
Keith says: No thanks, trying to cut down
CASTLE BRITISH, 1423 BC
Brother Antos ordains: Search the stars for my kin!
Bishop Bob preaches: Confess to Brother Antos!
Andre the French Chef burps: I drink therefore, I am!
Commander Decker screams: Is it soup yet!!!
The wandering bard asks: Do you know the way to San Jose?
PORT BONIFACE, 1990 AD
Lady Sherrie cries: gag me with a spoon!
Ronall Mc Donall sings: Try our new ride through!
The sightless sage says: Find the Father earn the ring!
Lady Mary Ellen pleads: Beat me kick me tell me lies!
NEW SAN ANTONIO, 1990 AD
Santre the Swashbuckler warns: Beware, I've a quick blade!
An old man mumbles: I'm an old man
The flopy fighter brags: I own one of everything!
A clerk states: Welcome to the Hotel California!
CASTLE BRITISH, 1990 AD
Brother Antos inquires: Have you found my father?
Sister Sledge sings: We are family!
Andre the French Chef says: Hic, wan som colduck, hic?
The merchant orders: Give the King a tribute!
The subdued balron whimpers: Lithium packs the 16th level!
PIRATE'S HARBOR, 2112 AD
Waren Beatty asks: Have you seen Diane Keaton?
Chuckles the Bumble cries: Can I look yet, is it over?
The village idiot suggests: Offer the hotel clerc gold!
Red the Pirate boasts: I've a broken Ultima ]I[, want one?
|TOWNE MARY, MARS
Marlin Perkins threatens: Go in and I'll zap you!
Owen K. Garriott asks: have you seen my shuttle?
Hecate chants: Bubble bubble toil and trouble!
The historian declares: George Washington slept here!
The jocker laughs: You're halfway there!
The pirate chortles: I own 30 tassles!
Dupre the Swashbuckler asks: Wanna buy a duck?
Johnny Jones asks: Know where I can get a duck?
NEW JESTER, URANUS
The swamp jester laughs: You lose, cadet!
The court jester says: Isn't this a silly place?
The French jester begs: Manger moi!
The stoned jester complains: Rocks have spirits, too!
COMPUTER CAMP, NEPTUNE
Debbie the lifeguard yells: Get a big grip!
Richard Garriott promises: Tomorrow--For sure!
Howie the pest hounds: Isn't Ultima ][ finished yet?
Johnathon Ben asks: This ever happen to you?
Margot Tommervik exclaims: talk softly to me!
Al Tommervik inquires: Do you read me?
Big Bob jaws: Give Bill 300 gold!
Bill Bruiser demands: Give Bob 600 gold!
TOWN MAKLER, PLUTO
The seaworthy pirate says: See the clerk in New San
The burly pirate says: New San is full of magic!
The ugly smelly pirate says: Antos is the answer!
The big bouncer stalls: Where the hell is your I.D.?
TOWNE BASKO, PLANET X
Ugly Irving states: No mages allowed!
Kieth Zabalaoui says: I've never done this before!
An experienced warrior says: Find Antos, earn the ring!
A wimpy warrior squeals: Antos is on 'X'!
OZY'S PLACE, PLANET X
Father Antos chants: You have earned my blessing, return and claim the ring!
Sing Lee the cook yells: Kichen clost, com bac lato!
Justin the Jailer warns: I wouldn't go in there!
Queen Susan says: father Antos awaits you!
Origin proudly presents Part ][ of the #1 best selling fantasy role-playing game by Lord British Ultima ][ Revenge of the Enchantress
Battle strange creatures
Across the face of the Earth
Search for clues in careless words
Spoken at the local pub
Plead with medieval kings
Traverse deep dark deadly dungeons
And tall terrifying towers
Travel throughout the galaxy
To the planets of our solar system
And conquer time itself to battle
Minax the Enchantress
Minax cries: Die fool!
Isn't this a great game?
Some fighters wear magic helms!
Aviators use skull keys!
Saylors wear blue tassles!
Mages carry wands or staffs!
Guards carry keys!
Ankhs open space!
Planes need brass buttons!
Time and travel made me wise
Precious gold, a clue it buys!
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
The Queen is the King and the King is a Spy
The evil men do is a horrible thing
But dispelling means that you must have the ring
Just where it is, I cannot say
But I'll tell you right now, there is no other way
I hear in a town where the water runs free
There is an old man living under a tree
He has not a name but he does have a clue
Mayhaps if you find him, he'll tell it to you!
The sign reads:
Anos: 9,000,000 B.C.
Anos: 1423 B.C.
Anos: 1990 A.D.
Anos: 2112 A.D.
A guard says: Pay your taxes!
A jester sings: Ho ho ho!
A merchant says: Will you buy my apples?
A fighter says: Ugh, me tough!
A cleric says: Believe!
A wizard says: Hex-E-Poo-Hex-On-You!
A thief says: Psst, wanna buy a watch?
Welcome my child
First my 50 G.P. tribute!
And for it I raise thee <#>
Minax is dead!!
All her works shall die!
You feel a strange force!
You have saved the Universe, and completed Ultima ][!
Seek now to conquer wicked Exodus, found in Ultima ]I[-D ]II[-P!
(Note: in the original Sierra version, the game named at the end wasn't Exodus, but another Sierra adventure game!)
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